The White Stuff

‘RUNNING OK! magazine presents some real challenges. After all, do you put the story of Atomic Kitten going to the funfair ahead or behind the tale of how Victoria Beckham wore a dress?

Martine, Martine, give us a wave

Thankfully, there is Martine McCutcheon, who is yet again on hand to deflect attention away from this minefield and onto her white skin.

Looking at Martine frolicking with ‘toy boy’ lover James Tanner we are rendered momentarily snowblind.

Blessedly, both Martine and James are soon in their sunglasses, walking hand in hand along a promenade in southern Spain – or Spine, as Martine would have it.

But our eyes are still damaged. And we an only hope they’re better for next week’s edition – when Martine, Tania and Jen tell us more about their utterly fantastic lives…

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Posted: 13th, May 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink