Dear John

‘JOHN Leslie has missed appearing on television so much that he took hold of a video camera and filmed himself.

”And Sanjeev Kumar has agreed to play Raj Persaud…”

The Star reports that over the last eight months – ”the darkest moments during the agonising wait to be cleared of allegations of sexual assault” – Leslie’s been taping himself.

What will become of the Leslie Tapes is yet to be decided upon, but the Star claims that he could make a killing if he wanted to release them.

In the meantime, we can only make an educated guess as to what footage there is. Perhaps Leslie is seated on a chair talking to the camera in the manner of Big Brother.

But our guess is that he hired Vanessa Feltz as a stand-in for his former television colleague Fern Britten and recreated the entire This Morning set in his garage.

Special guests to look out for are Vanessa Feltz, John Leslie and the man who makes Sven Goran Eriksson’s Cuban heels.

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Posted: 2nd, June 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink