Must We Carry On?

‘YOU join us on the set of Carry On Flogging A Dead Horse, where Danniella Westbrook is ready to clamber into a bikini last worn by Barbara Windsor many moons ago.

Carry On Crying…And Moaning…And Whining

The working title to the picture, revealed by the Sun as Carry On London, will see Danniella taking on the role of saucy cockney Delia Goodhand.

Just before you think that it couldn’t get any more dire, the Sun says that the woman whose CV reads ”reformed cocaine addict”, will be joined on film by Lady Isabella Hervey, Shaun Williamson and Gary Wilmot.

The only good thing to say about that cast list is that we thought Gary Wilmot was dead.

But fear not, intrepid cast, because the Sun goes on to say that the classic Carry Ons are a hit in Romania, where they are being shown for the first time.

And there is no higher praise than that.

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Posted: 6th, June 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink