Church Goer

‘THE rest of the country may be dropping like a teenager’s flies from diseases they cannot spell, but Charlotte Church is determined to carry on bonking for Britain.

Voice of an angel, body of a devil

The Star reports that the 17-year-old singer enjoyed ”a sizzling 14-hour sex session” with her bad-boy lover, Steven Johnson.

That at least was the time that elapsed between the lovebirds slipping off from the party at the premiere of Charlotte’s film, I’ll Be There, and them re-emerging from their penthouse suite the next afternoon.

And the Star is in no doubt about what they were up to. ”They came out of the hotel hand-in-hand looking very much like young lovers,” a source reveals.

”She was wearing the same jeans and low-cut black top outfit from the previous night and they both looked like they had not had much sleep.

”You could say the Voice Of An Angel is no angel herself.”

Or perhaps, she and her boyfriend were engaged in a marathon game of Scrabble.

How many points for GONORRHOEA on a triple word score?

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Posted: 11th, June 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink