Dodgy Boats

‘PICTURES and make-up can do people a lot of favours, says Liberty X’s Michelle Heaton – when asked how she likes being a sex symbol.

The boat that sunk a thousand ships

The trouble is that even a trowel-ful of make-up and OK!’s top photographer can’t turn a troll into a doll.

Instead, the three Liberty X girls have to resort to the old Atomic Kitten trick of flashing the flesh to distract from the dodgy boats.

And we’re not talking about the gin palaces moored behind them as they pose for photographs in Monte Carlo.

As for the music, Tony Lundon offers hope to fellow flopstars One True Voice – as well as music-lovers everywhere.

”I think any band are two good songs away from a yacht in Monaco for the weekend,” he says, ”or two songs away from getting dropped.”

Here’s hoping…

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Posted: 16th, June 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink