Maxed Out

‘WATCHING Prince William grow older is a reminder that time waits for no man. Life moves on and leaves many behind.

Max Bygone

And so it is for Max Bygraves, who is now less popular than German Army surplus jackets and odd second-hand socks.

The Mail says that the Oxfam store in Canterbury, Kent, has blacklisted Bygraves.

No longer will the magical sounds of Singalongamax and Singalongawaryears fund water pipes in remote parts of Africa.

But Max is, unlike his records, far from crushed. ”It’s quite all right,” says he. ”We all grow older and a lot of the people who bought those records are with us no more.

Let alone have a need for a pink, blue, green or indeed any kind of toothbrush…

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Posted: 20th, June 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink