Pop, The Weasel

‘WE are sad to see that Anorak’s favourite columnist Joanna Taylor is now on permanent holiday and her place in Hot Stars has been filled (and then some) by Kerry Katona.

Kerry and pair of tits

Kerry certainly has the front for the job, but whether she will be able to rival Joanna’s forthright views, not to mention her wit and charm, we will have to wait and see.

But the former Atomic Kitten makes a great start this week with her views on Brookside (”I find it really boring”), Harry Potter (”I don’t buy the books, I just go to watch the film with Bryan”) and Lee Ryan (”He just looks a little silly”).

She also gets to tell us how excited husband Bryan McPudding is to have been named Celebrity Dad Of The Year, ”especially because he beat David Beckham, Tony Blair and Jamie Oliver”.

”He’s just so much fun with the kids, so playful, and both Molly and Lilly Sue are Daddy’s girls,” explains Kerry (who reminds us that she was Celebrity Mum Of The Year in 2002).

And so is Amy Barker, the lapdancer whom Bryan slept with while Kerry was at home nursing baby Molly…

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Posted: 30th, June 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink