The Bottle Of Becks

‘WITH David and Victoria out of town, the country has to make do with the woman who wants to be Becks: Tamara Beckwith.

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This week, the painted boiled egg was in Home House to talk up a range of fashion that no-one has heard of and fewer people wear.

Becks invites her friends along, and finds herself in deep and meaningful conversation with Normandie Keith, a woman who sounds very much like the man who used to smuggle fags on the Calais-Dover run.

No words were exchanged between the pair, and all we know is that Normandie wore a pair of ‘pants and looked fabulous’.

To put this event in its truest context, the boiled egg tells us that ‘Meg Matthews arrived’.

Since Ms Matthews seems to arrive at most things, it is somewhat to the event’s detriment that the boiled egg calls her appearance ‘an added bonus’.

Becks than air-kissed the entire design team and said her goodbyes.

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Posted: 9th, July 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink