A Touch Of Frost

‘JAMIE Oliver’s tongue may not fit in his mouth, but it made its way quite happily up the Royal posterior yesterday as the naked chef received an MBE from the Queen.

‘Going once, going twice…’

But the rest of the mockney cook’s attire left a bit to be desired, according to the papers.

The Mirror says Oliver looked “a right dog’s dinner” in his brown Paul Smith suit and open collared shirt.

Also flouting etiquette and not wearing a tie in today’s papers is Atomic Kitten Jenny Frost.

Indeed, there are plenty of other garments that Ms Frost is not wearing, so much so that it is easier to enumerate the ones she does have on – a scarf and pair of knickers.

All of which suggests that Atomic Kitten have a single coming out, which – shock – we hear is indeed the case, with If You Come To Me being released this week.

However, could there be another reason for Jenny’s strip show?

Earlier this week it was reported that a Dubai businessman had offered £500,000 to Jenny’s fellow Kitten Liz McLarnon if she would go on a date with his son.

Perhaps Jenny is trying to attract a few bids of her own. We’ll start the bidding at £50. Do we hear £50?’

Posted: 30th, October 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink