Star-Crossed Lovers
‘NO sooner have the commemorative iced sausage rolls been despatched to the poor and needy then Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck announce that they are secretly planning a new wedding party.
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The Star says that the secret wedding will happen later this month. The most likely venue is Savannah, Georgia. And Jennifer will wear a dress.
Those are the facts so far. This wedding is so secretive that only we know about it.
But to stop you blabbing to all and sundry, the Star follows that by telling us that marriage is on the cards for Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake.
And it was ever on the cards, especially after a fortune-teller at a showbiz party attended by the pair told Cameron that she would marry before 2004 was out.
She believes in the stars that Justin is her true soulmate and their future together is meant to be, says an unnamed source. And so they intend to get married on Valentines Day 2004.
Which weve just heard could be the new date for Jen and Bens nuptials. Hold the sausage rolls and get the Cupids Arrow Fish Sticks, we feel a double wedding coming on…’
Posted: 5th, November 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
