Quack! Quack!
‘WHEN PT Barnum said there was a sucker born every minute, he was talking at a time when the worlds population was much smaller than it is today.
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| Brad also has a big watch |
By Anoraks quasi-scientific reckoning (otherwise known as pure guesswork), we calculate that a sucker is now born every 4.56 seconds.
And most of them have in their possession a copy of Suzi Malins book Love At First Sight a book which ascribes the mystery of what draws two people together to their respective facial features.
[Instead, may we modestly recommend our own scribblings on the subject, which prefers a more controversial explanation, namely that it is alcohol, lust and in the case of celebrities PR companies that draw two people together?]
Certainly OK! has a copy of Suzis book on its shelves (under Q for Quack) which it dusts off this week and asks the author herself to cast her expert eye over six couples.
We learn that Day-vid and Victoria are a fantastic Echoist example, that Madonna and Guy have Echoism and Harmonism, that Justin and Cameron have Echoism as well as Prima Copulism and that Brad has a beard and Jennifer doesnt.
Fantastic stuff!’
Posted: 16th, February 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
