Ooooh, Nurse

‘IF for any reason Bryan and Kerry do not live up to their early promise, who will take their place?

Spot the celebrity

That’s easy – waiting in the wings, like a grinning Prince Of Wales, is Footballers’ Wives stud Gary Lucy and his girlfriend Natasha Gray.

What could be more perfect? They’re young, they’re in love and, er, they’re happy to sell their story to OK!

“When they arrive for their exclusive interview about their blossoming affections,” the magazine gushes, “OK! were greeted by two people who are quite clearly in love.”

Of course, there is the slight problem that Natasha is a trainee nurse (“She’s the intelligent one out of us,” says Gary) and not a celebrity.

But, as Abi Titmuss has shown, that is not a problem that a quick boob job and a couple of outings on OK! owner Richard Desmond’s Channel X can’t rectify.’

Posted: 15th, March 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink