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‘Bugger! I forgot my smokes’

‘Evidence shows that smoking increases with drink,’ says Professor Jed Rose.

Eh? Wossee on abaat? Translation, please!

‘Smoking is more enjoyable with an alcoholic drink,’ explains the Mirror.

Quite so. But then so are breakfast, elevenses, lunch, tea, supper, and bedtime cocoa, not to mention all the other activities in between.

Even an impromptu game of indoor rugger in the mess – the most fun a man can have without his uniform on – is improved by a quick visit to the regimental drinks cabinet.

Stick that in your test-tube, Professor Rose, and come back when you’ve got something useful to say.’

Posted: 25th, March 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink