Female Trouble
‘WHAT is the correct thing to do if you see a lady inadvertently experiencing an underwear faux pas?
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Answer: Pull her thong up, so that it is properly displayed above her waistlaine, in accordance with modern fashion.
Wrong! Do that, and youll be in big trouble.
The Express reports that it was precisely this kind of behaviour that got senior city lawyer Lawrence Phillips into trouble, when one of his young fillies high-flier Sarah Collins took exception to the laddish culture at her law firm.
In the end, Collins was put forward for redundancy during her maternity leave. Youd think that she would have been glad to leave, but not a bit of it.
The young minx is now dragging the firms name through the mud with a claim for sexual discrimination and unfair dismissal.
We suggest she puts all that kind of thing out of her pretty little head, and look for a more suitable job now that she has had her baby.
A colleague suggested that her looks meant she was wasted as a solicitor and would be better off as a receptionist.
Sounds just the ticket. In a year or two, she wont even remember what all the fuss was about.’
Posted: 26th, March 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
