Loos-ing It
‘ONE thing you cant accuse David Beckham of is using the media when it suits him, and then turning on it when he doesnt like what it is saying about him.
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Well, you can accuse him of it, but hell have a hissy fit if you do.
In fact, thats just reminded us of another thing you cant say about David. You cant say that he cheats on his wife and is not a perfect father.
And why cant you do this? Same reason as above: hell have a hissy fit and refuse to talk to you.
Thats the situation facing the Daily Mail. For Becks has decided to cast the esteemed paper into the media darkness.
The Daily Express more in sorrow than anger, of course reports Davids complaints about its deadly rival in detail, under the headline: Beckham: The Daily Mail is an absolute disgrace.
He complains about how he and his family have been treated, but why? Because at the end of the day Im a loving husband and father and thats what Ive made clear to these people.
Well, that should settle the matter. Lets hope the Mail takes note and hangs its head in shame
Oh. Oh dear. It seems that the Mail has not done the decent thing. Instead, it has launched a shocking attack on the worlds top dad and hubby, whom it dubs Captain Cantankerous.
Theres even a special Daily Mail Comment column on the subject (He snivels. He sulks. Etc.).
Furthermore, it invites former England skipper Emlyn V-neck Hughes to give his twopennyorth, and he believes that Becks has a duty to speak to one and all something EH always did, regardless of whether anybody wished to hear his pearls of wisdom.
Another former England star (and mini-cab driver) Alan Mullery goes further, describing Becks tantrum as crass stupidity.
The paper concludes that Becks should concentrate on captaining a successful England teams instead of behaving like a big girls blouse.
But deep down, it would be happier with both ’
Posted: 26th, May 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
