Cheeky Chappy
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A bum rap as Tuffers suffers, reports The Paper That Used to Support Our Builders But Doesnt Seem To Any More As It No Longer Announces It On The Front Page.
It transpires that 38-year-old ex-cricketer and Im A Celebrity winner Phil Tufnell has been doing a 500-mile walk for Macmillan Cancer Relief.
And this has caused a certain amount of discomfort to Tuffers nether regions, requiring the application of a soothing balm.
Ive got nappy rash and thats where the Vaseline comes in, admits Phil cheerfully. I have to apply it myself the physios wont do that.
Hope that clears things up in both senses.’
Posted: 27th, May 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
