Reall(it)y TV
‘BIG Brother has excited every priapic Geordie with Im mad me tattooed on his arse…and Jade Goody.
Really, really annoying |
Jade is really, really, really exited about this years show and thinks it is going to be really, really good this year – although the sooner Stuart is kicked out the better.
The one I really [really, really] dont like is Stuart with the stupid headband, says Jade. It makes him look like hes in a boyband.
He keeps going on about how brainy he is and how many A-levels hes got. Im definitely going to vote him off.
So she might. But Jades is but one vote, and there are 11 other loudmouths, show-offs and vanity cases vying for our attention.
And Jade has a word to say on all of them. And that word is really.
Ahmed is really interesting; Nadia is really scared; Marco really makes me laugh; Victor is a really nice person; Shell is just pure English and I really think thats great; Jade really likes Emma; and Jade was really surprised when he [Jason] turned out to be straight.
And thats really good, since Big Brother is a reality TV show. Really it is..’
Posted: 7th, June 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink