Me, Myself And I

‘ANYONE out there remember Vanessa Nimmo? Sure you do – blonde…fancied herself…South African…got off with Jason?

Nadia’s secret threatens to fall out

Yes, that’s it, now you remember her. Well, forget her because Big Brother has a new girl and she’s called Becki Seddiki.

We know little about Becki with an i as it stands, so let’s give her the benefit of any doubt and just say that she’ll be loud and vacuous.

Thus blessed with the vital elements to thrive within the house, Becki with an i will prove to be more popular than Jason and less popular than Marco.

She’ll out Nadia to the rest of the gang, flash her tits and, as is the way with Leos, tell everyone she is a Leo.

She’ll also tell everyone that she’s a trainee florist and has a degree in psychology.

And she’ll be as bitter as a twisted lemon when she’s voted out in three weeks’ time.

Yes, we give her just three weeks. After that, she’s back to flower arranging.

“RIP Becki” with an i, as it says on her secret file marked “My Wonderful TV Career”. We fear we will see many more of your like again.’

Posted: 28th, June 2004 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink