Poultry Packet
‘WE in Anorak Towers do not have much experience of, or interest in, chicken genitalia as long as we get our boiled eggs in the morning and our roast bird on Sunday, we are happy.
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But this morning we have to acquaint ourselves with whats underneath our feathered friends after learning via the Star that Big Brothers Stuart is hung like a chicken.
Hung like a horse we can understand, just as weve got a fair idea that people who are hung like a gnat are not packing much of a punch in their boxer shorts.
But chickens are they Ron Jeremy or Jeremy Clarkson?
Well, judging by the story in this mornings Star, it appears to be the latter and we learn that Stu is packing a poultry package in his pants.
A cameraman on the show tells the paper that Stus lover Michelle Bass has been telling fellow housemates that her chicken is not that well-hendowed.
Im sure Stu doesnt mind, says the cameraman, because he may not be the biggest, but he is the best in Michelles eyes.
And judging from the noises she was making when they were under the table, he knows how to keep a woman happy.
Which just leaves one question which came first, the chicken or the..?’
Posted: 28th, July 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
