The Scissor Sisters

‘NEITHER Dannii nor Kylie Minogue are strangers to the cosmetic surgeon’s arts – a fact that won’t have been lost on the sisters Turner.

Anthea Turner (c.2007)

The ravages of time may not have been kind to Wendy and Anthea, formerly the golden girls of British TV.

But if they look in this morning’s Sun, they will see that there is nothing that a nip here, a tuck there and a couple of giant dollops of silicone can’t fix.

The paper catches up with 32-year-old Dannii frolicking in the south of France in a bikini and proving to onlookers ‘that she already boasts a couple of great hits’.

One of said onlookers (not entirely unrelated to the photographer who took the pictures) said: ‘She looked absolutely stunning.

‘With curves like hers, I’m not surprised she was showing them off.’

But it wasn’t just Dannii’s front that drew admiring looks from the Sun’s picture desk.

The paper says she was showing off a rear to rival her 36-year-old sister’s famed posterior.

And onlookers (not entirely unrelated to the editor of Anorak) said they couldn’t recall seeing a sight like it since Anthea and Wendy presented the Holiday programme together all those years ago…’

Posted: 6th, September 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink