Barrel Of Laughs

‘UNBENOWNST to Anorak, Gigi Morley has been the face of Saturday’s National Lottery draw for the past two and a half years.

‘Where have they all gone?’

Also unbeknownst to us, she has decided to leave the BBC1 show to work on other projects ‘including a book on fashion and a series of high-profile documentaries’.

But thanks to OK!, we feel we were at her leaving party as she and her celebrity friends ‘brought a carnival atmosphere to the Eve club’.

And thanks to Gigi and party organiser Nick Ede, we now know exactly what the bottom of the celebrity barrel looks like.

We’re happy to admit that we haven’t a clue who half the people pictured in the magazine are – but, if you can tell a person by the company they keep, we doubt they are Hollywood A-listers.

In fact, it would seem that party organiser Nick Ede has given the bottom of the celebrity barrel such a good scrape that we wonder he has not worn a hole in it.

Who in their right mind would invite quiz show cheat Major Charles Ingram and his wife Morticia to their party?

Why would anyone want to spend an evening with Big Brother loudmouth Emma Greenwood? Or GMTV’s Kate Garraway?

And didn’t any of them have anything better to do with their evening? Like go out with their real friends? Or stay in and stick hot pins through their toenails?’

Posted: 18th, October 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink