Crazy For Martin
‘SOAPS love a loony theres nothing like a bug-eyed loon on a murderous mission to get the rating figures up (think Janine, Lisa, Cindy…).
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The latest crazy lady to grace Albert Square and the front page of the tabloids is Sarah.
She seems to have finally realised that Martin isnt going to leave his wife for her so, rather than sit around listening to Dido and knocking back Chardonnay like most spurned women, Sarahs decided to kill the entire Fowler family – but its hard to hold that against her though really, isnt it?
Shes already hospitalised Pauline by pushing her off a ladder and now shes had Martin arrested. She told police that Martin had beaten her up after their one-night stand and was indeed sporting a face full of (self-inflicted) bruises.
Shes now broken into the Fowler house with a knife to terrorise Sonia. Unfortunately, though, its odds-on that itll be Sarah who ends up dead or written out.
As one mad woman leaves though, another returns Kat Moon is back! She back and shes paralytically drunk. Well, she was born a Slater.
As she was unconscious, its difficult to know if shes returned to try and make a go of her marriage or just to raid the cellars of The Queen Vic.
Another Slater sister turning to drink is Zoe. After being dumped by Dennis, she decided to hit the tequilas in Angies Den.
Dennis is struggling to choose between Zoe and his space-hopper sister, Sharon, so hes gone away to sort me ed out so thats the last well see of him then, hopefully.
Just as we get rid of one useless Watts, another one returns. Vicky is back in Walford and working in the launderette for some bizarre reason.
Chrissie is still determined to end Vickys relationship with her tutor Tommy on the grounds that hes a disgusting old pervert, leching after young women.
Well, from someone whos been married to Dirty Den, we can only bow to her superior knowledge.’
Posted: 26th, October 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
