A Greek Tragedy
‘PARIS – ITS WAR! screams the Enquirers cover page in its familiar yellow ink.
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She’s already done that, Mary-Kate |
But this being the Enquirer, dont fear that bombs will start to rain down on the French capital. Those Frenchies might not have supported the American invasion of Iraq, but thanks to their gift to the American people of the Statue of Liberty, French Canadian singer Celine Dion and French fries they can be forgiven for almost anything.
No, this war is between Paris Hilton and Mary-Kate Olsen. The story goes that Paris has stolen Olsens ex-boyfriend, richer-than-hell Greek hunk Stavros Niarchos III.
No sooner has Paris dropped one Greek heir, the easy-to-remember Paris Latsis, than shes taken up with another.
And this one may not have been there for her to pick up. Rather than being Mary-Kates ex-lover, the Enquirer says some reports suggest the diminutive twin hadnt finished with the lover when he took up with Paris.
Well, if they werent finished then, they are now. And the Enquirer shows us a few shots of Paris and the man who sounds like an exotically flavoured crisp playing on a Mexican beach.
But Mary-Kate is hurting. So its war. Its no secret that its war between those two these days, says a friend of Paris. Theyre mortal enemies. To the death, then?
Mary-Kate is furious, says another insider. She goes on: Mary-Kate probably relies now that Paris was scheming to steal her boyfriend.
And this pair have history. The Enquirer says that back in October this year, Paris was caught on video shouting into her mobile phone: Im going to kill her! Shes a jealous, ugly anorexic idiot.
Though nobodys name was mentioned in this murderous tirade, a close source tells the magazine: Its doesnt take a brain surgeon to figure out who shes talking about – its obviously Mary-Kate.
So now they are enemies. And, as the Enquirer points out, Mary-Kate is not alone. Other members of The Who Hates Paris club include Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan.
The fight is very much on. Its a very lightweight contest. But we are nonetheless trilled at the prospect of some bone on bone action…’
Posted: 3rd, November 2005 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
