HEALTH WARNING

‘BE afraid. Be every afraid. And if you’re not afraid, read the Mail. It will scare you shitless. Here are a few headlines from the Mail’s week of horror stories.

“MMR safe? Baloney? This is one scandal that’s getting worse” – Monday

“The obesity timebomb – We’re told it’s the great health hazard of our age. But what ARE the long-term effects on the body of eating too much? Decade by decade we reveal the problems you could be storing up” – Tuesday

“Britain risks shortfall of anti-bird flu drugs” – Wednesday

“Binge drinking fuels rise in sex infections” – Thursday

“Nurses who can’t speak English ‘put patients in peril’” – Thursday

“Cancer patients’ waiting list ‘will lengthen’” – Friday

“Could electric appliances be damaging your health?”’

Posted: 5th, November 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink