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Quotes Of The Day

“At half-time, Big Phil would have spotted a weakness in our formation, whereas Sven would have spotted a woman with big tits in row G” – Frank Skinner

“Is it a day for cool heads, Wayne?” – Rooney nodded to the BBC’s Garth Crooks when that question was put to him before the Portugal game

Between me and Rooney, there is no problem. At the end we texted each other and between us everything’s been cleared” – Ronaldo proves that Wayne Rooney does have opposable thumbs

"But we should have been beaten Germany as we did Ivory Coast and Serbia and Montenegro as Germany is not much better than Ivory Coast" – Departed Argentina coach Jose Pekerman gives hope that an African team can win the World Cup one day

"I want to say absolutely categorically that I did not intentionally put my foot down on Carvalho" – Wayne Rooney

Puns Of The Day

“Italy gets Frings benefit” (Mirror) – Germany’s Torsten Fings is suspended for the semi-final

“I Roofuse to say I’m sorry” – Wayne Rooney refuses to apologise to the nation for his red card

“Fit? You must be Juergen – Klinsmann’s preparations make Sven look amateur” (Mail)

“Coleen Asda be a model” (Sun) – Coleen McLoughlin is the face and body of the supermarket chain

“World War Roo” (Sun) – Trouble at Manchester United between Ronaldo and Rooney

Posted: 4th, July 2006 | In: Back pages Comment | TrackBack | Permalink