Britney Spears’ Naked News
BRITNEY SPEARS is in the bath.
Britney Spears is waiting for her accountant. Her manager. Her publicist. Britney Spears is waiting for her people to arrive.
According to Britney’s former nanny, the singer takes meetings in the bath. So “proud” is Britney of her body that she even greets visitors to her house in the nude.
To the Star (“STRIP ME BABY BUM MORE TIME!”) this is news that Britney is a “secret nudist”. Only, she is not so very secret, not if you angle your camera just right and look up her skirt.
And this is not all. Over in the Sun, readers hear from rap singer Omar “Iceman” Sharif.
The man who brought the world Motherf*cker Lara’s Theme is billed as a friend of Britney’s estranged husband, the rapping ferret that is Kevin Federline.
Says Sharif: “Britney was into threesomes and girls.” Cue a picture of Britney kissing Madonna on stage. “There was tons of porn in the house – but it was mostly Britney’s.”
And when porn was not enough, the claim is that Britney turned to women. Another “insider” says: “Sometimes it was three girls, and sometimes there were more like six. I heard about her being with girls at least 20 times when they were married.”
And where did K-Ferret fit into this tableau of Sapphic love? Another source tells us: “Discreetly, she would ask Kevin to come and join them but he would always deny her. He was just into having sex with her.”
Loyal, trusting, monogamous Kevin. “Kevin just got disinterested in her after a while,” we read. “All she wanted to do was to be with girls.”
Poor Kevin. And poorer still when your realise that the hardman of vermin rap might have been the one who turned Britney to the gay way.
Is this to be K-Ferret’s claim to fame – the man who made Britney gay?
Gina Orr, spokesman for Britney, says not. “It’s not true”, says she. These allegations could be part of a plan to smear Britney in the couple’s divorce battle.
If so, the fight is getting dirty. And Britney’s in the bath, with her people…
Posted: 8th, February 2007 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
