Beatle Nut – Heather Mills Goes On About Paul McCartney
WE are not yet divorced from Heather Mills. But there are sings Heather Mills is divorced from reality.
“DAY SHE LOST THE PLOT,” says the Mirror’s front page. “Lady Macca rants on the divorce.. how she still loves Paul.. and on ‘powers out to destroy me’.
Heather is the “BEATLE MANIAC”. The Beatle nut. Heather is on a tour of TV and radio stations.
Sky TV’s Eamonn Holmes, sensitive to the needs of a nation keen to finalise arrangements with Heather, asks when it will all be over. Says Heather: “Do you know what? I’ve got no idea. It’s like getting blood from a stone.”
But not blood from a Beatle. That may constitute a threat.
In another interview, Heather goes on: “It could be a year – I’ve got no idea. It’s not down to me, it’s all down to the hubby.”
Since we are all involved in this protracted divorce, we suggest that the arrangements involves both parties, and if Heather would, for instance, tell Paul she’ll finish it for a million quid, we dare say he’d go for it straight away.
But Heather has moved on. And we are watching – not that she wants us to. “Think about it,” says she to the nation. “When do I ever go on TV, how many times in the last year? I’m not a publicity seeker. I’m chased day in, day out.”
So Heather tells the national media. So Heather tells BBC Radio Five Live: “I will never get over it. I will always love Paul.”
Heather appears on BBC new 24, soon to be renamed Heather Watch. Says she: “There is a huge agenda about trying to destroy me. I don’t have that powerful system he has.” Heather feels that she is under attack.
This is the Star’s “MUCCA’S TELLY RANTFEST”.
This is Heather Mills McCartney telling the world about animal welfare.
But we’ll have to leave it there, Heather – we’ve run out of time…
Posted: 16th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids Comments (5) | TrackBack | Permalink
