Chop Idol – American Idol’s Simon Cowell Misses Antonella Barba

ANTONELLA Barba had a lucky escape from American Idol.

Simon Cowell has been in conversation with Anderson Cooper, CNN’s newsman in a suit and tidy hair.

Cooper wants to know if Cowell’s put downs are the equivalent of stonings.

The Star sees Cowell smirk. “That’s an interesting thought for the show…where we could actually do that,” he says.

Anderson: You would consider that?

Cowell: Why not? I could see a similarity to a point, but it’s human nature. You know, we are fascinated with that.”

“I think people should be given the chance to watch them,” he adds. “Yeah, why not?”

Cooper: With commercials?

Cowell: Sponsorship. Yeah, sponsorship.

And who would be the sponsor? Perhaps the Chinese state government, the world’s biggest executioners.

And why not open it up to a talent show – inviting executioners to compete for the Chop Idol title? You can learn more about the job here.

And here comes the chopper to chop off your head. Ooops! That looks nasty. He’s missed the head and only lopped off Sanjaya Malakar’s hair.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our winner…

Anorak