Over the Melanie Hill: Big Brother Suicide Watch

WITH Big Brother approaching faster than Jade Goody chasing a kebab van, the media is full of housemates past.

So here’s Melanie Hill to tell Big Brother hopefuls: “Don’t do it.”

Oh?

“On balance, I regret it,” says Melanie. “The thing that is priceless is your anonymity.”

Neither Mel, nor her agent, would disagree with that.

But Mel has not finished. Says she: “I seriously think it will not end until we have a suicide.”

Professional or literal, she doesn’t say…

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