Strictly No Can-Can For Rod Stewart And Penny
“RANDY Rod Stewart is having to sidestep sex – because wife Penny Lancaster is tired out by her Strictly Come Dancing routine.”
So says the Sun, which presses an ear to the bedroom door at Chez Stewart and hears Rod asking his lover in familiar refrain (“Do you think I’m sexy”), and the tap-tap-tap as Penny puts her foot skills to good use and skips around his aged grasp.
“Rod understands it all, but the show is a passion killer,” says Penny. “There’s looking after my son as well as doing all the rehearsals and I’m really exhausted to be honest.”
Pro-celebrity dancing is not for the faint-hearted, but then neither is jiving grands horizontales with Rod, we imagine.
So come on, Penny. One more time with feeling. A one, a two, a one…
Posted: 5th, November 2007 | In: Tabloids Comments (8) | TrackBack | Permalink
