Brains And Prawn: The Manchester United Cook Book
THE Official Manchester United Bar-B-Q cook book has yet to hit the shelves.And if the club’s manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, has anything to do with it fans will have to make do with their prawn sandwiches and other non-roasted fare for some years to come.
The Sun reports that United have been banned from partying, even if they win the Premier League.
Says the Sun: “A title victory in May will be greeted with the normal on-pitch celebrations with champagne among family and friends.”
Of course, this would be United’s tenth Premiership title. Habit dilutes the thrill. And we should not expect such sobriety from other less successful clubs for whom the thrill would be total.
Indeed, should West Ham United win the title the family do, involving Lee Bowyer, Lucas Neil and Kieron Dyer, could descend into fisticuffs before the PA puts Bary White on the turntable and the staff of Romford’s Chittychittybangbang Nite Venue make full use of the corner flags…
Posted: 26th, December 2007 | In: Back pages, Tabloids Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
