Associated Press Has Written Britney Spears’ Obituary
AP’S entertainment editor, Jesse Washington, tells USWeekly magazine: “We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time. I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now.
“Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”
Of course…
One imagines that if it got her into the papers, Britney may well go for it, after careful consultation with her publicist.
If she can perish via avian flu, so much the double-whammy. The National Enquirer has already written her off.
Of course, Britney Spears is not dead. If she were the tabloid press and the charmless Perez Hilton would be places full of adverts for hair gel, self-aggrandizement and Paris Hilton tribute acts.
Britney is a young woman with options before her. What odds she seeks out more mundane pursuits and works as an insurance clerk in Wichita or a receptionist in a provincial solicitors’ practice?
Or is never heard of again..?
Posted: 18th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
