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Teenager Arrested For Suicide Plot On Miley Cyrus

by | 25th, January 2008

smiley-miley.jpg“TEEN Arrested for Planned Suicide Attack on Miley Cyrus.”

The story goes that a 16-year-old Californian planned to overpower the pilot and crew on a Southwest Airlines flight.

The teen would then storm the airplane and take control by way of handcuffs, duct tape and rope.

He would then direct the flight from Nashville International Airport to Los Angeles towards a stadium where 15-year-old Cyrus was set to perform.

The teen was to have mounted his attack on January 22. Cyrus’ concert at the stadium was set for January 25, three days later.

The plan was faultless. And very soon the teen will be famous, perhaps more famous than Corey Delaney.

Anorak suspects that rather than auditioning as the latest mentally negligible terrosit, the teen was engaging in a pripaic contest of adolescent oneupmanship.

Teenage Headline Makers In History:

955 – Pope John XII, 18, elected Pope

1537 – Lady Jane Grey, 16, rules England for 9 days

1977 – William Hague, 16, addresses Conservative party conference

2007 – Corey Delaney, 16, hosts party

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