Jordan Names Her Price
by Anorak | 30th, January 2008
NO sooner does Katie Price retire her gargantuan Jordans than her sister Sophie enters the family business.
Sophie, 18, wears a pair of black and red knickers with “TEASE ME” written the front. The bra top well might match but the legend is split by the Sophie cleavage and all we can read is “TEAS”.
Were Sophie to turn around, she may well advertise “BUNS” across her posterior and “CRISPS” on the elastic.
If Sophie is to keep the Price firm aloft in a tough economic climate, she may need a bigger banner, something that can stretch to TEAS, COFFEES, SODAS, MILK & FREE DELIVERY FOR ORDERS OVER £20.
She may well have need of those JORDANS…
Posted: 30th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
