TV Tipster Statto Pulls Up Lame
WE at Anorak love horseracing. We have so far backed no fewer that 32 Grand National champions.
Sadly, all the horses finished the course with their riders some way behind. Horses are not ones to grumble and were happy to allow other beasts the glory of a trophy and with it an intensive breeding programme with gigantic testtube wielded by a thick-wristed farm girl.
Like you we followed the advice of Statto, the tipster whose tip-top horseracing tips scored him a place on the Fantasy Football TV show.
Statto used his knowledge of horseracing to tell us about football, or soccer as these horseracing types are wont to call it.
Not we learn via the Mirrot that Statto, real name Statto Loughran Boy, is bankrupt.
It sounds grim. But with any luck Statto will not be put down, his bones used as glue and his flesh placed in a crusty baguette…
Posted: 14th, February 2008 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
