Danielle Lloyd’s £2million Offer, With Nectar Points
AN advert on the Daily Star’s cover page: “DANI – £2m for my body.”
Might it be that Danielle Lloyd has been forced to pay for her own body, and perhaps unable to meet the bills from sprayologists, nip’n’tuckers and air brush enthusiasts, she is turning to the Star readers for help?
If so, dig deep, Star readers and keep Danielle’s body in the style to which it has become accustomed.
If Danielle cannot pay her bills, she will have to be scrubbed and unstuffed, leaving behind a shell of the woman we know as “Wasn’t she the nasty cow from Big Brother?”
Of course, we may have read the headline wrong. It might be that Danielle is offering her body to Star readers for £2million. In which instance “Trucker Danny” on the M25 wonders if she will accept nectar points.
Over to you, Dani..?
Posted: 16th, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
