Water Show As Lady Heather Mills’s Baptism Fiona Shackleton
LADY Heather Mills is the star of “Mucca chucksa cuppa water over Macca’s lawyer Shacka.”
So says the Sun on its front page. Or as the Mirror has it: “WET IT BE.”
Lady Heather Mills, The First Beatle, Goes Bea Class
With the unpleasantries over, Lady Heather is said have picked up a glass of water and tossed it over Paul’s lawyer, one Fiona Shackleton.
Heather, patron saint of get-along mums, says Shackleton has been “baptised in court”. With Mother Theresa now passed over, the world looks to the woman the nun most envied, Lady Heather, for spiritual guidance.
But what of Shackleton, the woman whom the Times says saved her client about £100million?
Pictures before the soaking are of a frosty figure channelling Margaret Thatcher’s hair atop an expression that suggests a vagrant is waving a dog turn under her nose and then eating it.
After her soaking, Fiona is transfigured to the blonde with the slicked-backed golden locks. Her face is relaxed and refreshed. Her eyes shine with enlightenment.
Lady Heather seems to have rid Fiona of her demons, and she looks good on it. Fiona Shackleton is a woman reborn.
Stood alongside Sir Paul, one cannot help but notice how well they look together.
Can it be? Might it be..?
Posted: 18th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (22) | TrackBack | Permalink
