Dog Day Afternoons For Coco And Merlin
AS is the way of such thing, Eliot Pauline Styler Sumner, daughter to popstar Sting and wide Trudie Styler, is to becoming a model.
She is to star in new campaign for chavtastic brand Burberry alongside Bryan Ferry’s son Merlin.
The Mail says she is also at the centre of a “bidding war” to sign her up as a singer.
Life is good for multi-talented Eliot Pauline Styler Sumner, who we are told answers to the name Coco.
Indeed, dear reader, it would seem the world of celebrity is run along similar lines to Crufts, with the sons and daughters of pedigree dogs and bitches competing in various classes under pet names.
Look out for Coco advertising products for shiny hair, nutritious food, and being mated with the aforesaid Merlin…
Posted: 18th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
