Jennifer Lopez And The Baby Nurses
JENNIFER Lopez is presenting twins Max and Emme to OK! readers.
Which one is named after the TV awards do and which is named after a cola-based drink is not immediately apparent.
What is noticeable is that one child looks about three times older than the other and about twice the size. The smaller child has its eyes closed, and the bigger one its eyes open.
You can almost hear them communicating.
Of course, the real question is which gets the mother’s buttocks and which the husband’s face?
The hope is that Emme gets the former and Max the latter. But life can be cruel and while a man with a ripe pumpkin–sized backside will attract attention, a girl with a whispy goatee and skin tones that would see a lesser man hospitalised may retreat into her shell.
But never mind the look get a load of the labels and the branding.
There are four-poster cots, fur wraps, pedal cars, “rocking ducks” and “time capsules”.
Also there are “two baby nurses”, which may sound odd, but if you can grow up and grow old with your staff then so much the better…
Posted: 26th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, OK! Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
