Jamie Lynn Spears’ German-Jewish Baby
JAMIE Lynn Spears, sister to Britney Spears, is pregnant at 16 to one Casey Aldridge.
On her gift registry, she has a message to her agent, the Three Wise Men and other present bringers: “THANK YOU FOR SUPPRTING US DURING THIS SPECIAL TIME.”
Pedants may well scoff and note that among Jamie’s list of “I wants” is no mention of a spelling book.
There is, however, a “Baby Einstein Neptune Ocean Environment Play Gym”. It’s the toy that connects your baby with its inner randy German-Jewish physicist. And then drowns it.
Other gifts include a Medela Pump In Style® Advanced Double Electric Breastpump – The Metro Bag, Playtex 8oz. Drop-In Liners – 100 Ct., Bugaboo Cup Holder – Black and My Brest Friend Wearable Nursing Pillow in Navy.”
What to buy? What to buy? It’s a tricky choice to make. If the couple were British and not American royals, Anorak would give them a shiny coin or a knitted doll.
Happily, though the list also includes “Duracell D Battery – 8 Pack,” or for the truly generous a “Duracell Coppertop Battery AA 16pk 1.5 wide”.
What Jamie Lynn uses the batteries for if up to her, and if big sister wants to buy her niece or nephew an electric shaver then so be it…
Posted: 30th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
