The Daily Express’s Garlic Crusade
by Anorak | 1st, August 2008
“A DAILY dose of garlic can save your life,” says the Daily Express on its front page.
Munch just one clove of raw garlic a day and you will be 35 per cent less likely to be mugged; 23% less likely to be knifed; 58 % les likely to be frotted on a crowed bus or train; and 99% less chance of being bitten on the neck by a vampire.
Bronco Pete, Anorak’s resident tramp, says he’s been using the smell of stale urine, warm cider and a kebab sewn into the hem of his trenchcoat to warn off attackers for decades, but WILL try garlic.
The Express also says that garlic could lower blood pressure.
Now read on…
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