Looking For Barack Obama’s Love Child And Missing Brother
BREAKING news in the National Enquirer of “OBAMA LOVE CHILD SCANDAL”.
Cynics and afficiandos of tabloid news, such as we are, wonder if the story is:
“Goat born out of wedlock in Japanese city of Obama”
“Barack Obama is Not a love child”
“Claude Obama III, of Wisconsin, has had love child and named it…BARACK”
Inside the magazine, and the news is: “HUNT FOR OBAMA’S SECRET LOVE CHILD.”
Indeed, if any hack can find a child Barack Obama has fathered thanks to an extra-marital affair, or a romance before he met his Michelle, it would be big news.
As yet, no-one has found the child. But they ARE looking.
The Enquirer says a “team of crack investigators is trying to ferret out proof Barack Obama is hiding a secret love child, sources reveal.”
Other sources tell Anorak that investigators are also looking for:
Evidence that Obama was born in Moscow
A secret Bible code that tells the Coming of Obama
A strange African dialect in which the words Barack Obama translates as “Satan walks among us”
Obama’s twin brother Neville, believed to be a leader of the Fathers so the Aryan Sisterhood, a cross-dressing white supremisist cult based in the Austrian Alps
Rest assured, when we find it, you’ll know… This is gonna be sen-say-shon-elle!
Posted: 5th, August 2008 | In: National Enquirer, Politicians Comments (8) | TrackBack | Permalink
