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Lehman Brothers’ Workers Save Jobs By Playing Bingo

by | 16th, September 2008

YOU join us for another game of Tabloid Bingo. Today the tabloids are counting the numbers of bankers falling from the windows of Lehman Bothers’ offices.

DAILY MIRROR: “About 4,500 Lehman Brothers staff …may lose their jobs.”
They have chance…

DAILY MAIL: “Some 4,500 Lehman workers lost their job in Britain”

Damn!

SUN: “25,000 fires, 5,000 in the UK”

DAILY STAR: “Half a millions jobs go in USA after bank crash”

DAILY EXPRESS: “Britain was on the brink of all-out recession last night with 500,000 jobs predicted to go by the end of the year.”

Bingo!



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