Kate Moss Snorts Cars And Brings Down World Financial Markets
KATE Moss snorts petrol fumes, says the Star. Says Kate Moss:
“I’ve heard it’s one of the most preferred scents in the world – maybe that’s something to study for my next fragrance.”
Moss, as chance has it, has launched her new fragrance, a celebrity vehicle with top notes of Cortina backseat and extracts of mini cab. It’s called Velvet Hour.
And Cocaine Moss’s car news does not end there. No way.
The Mirror says Kate Moss car has been broken into and she fears a £200k ring has been stolen from it. For shame!
Old Mr Anorak recalls the dark days when in the 1920s a sudden and mysterious fire broke out in his modest castle, which had, as fate decreed, been very recently furnished with solid diamond Love Wall. Who knew that diamonds could melt?
The payout was legendary and brought about panic on Wall Street.
Thankfully, we need not fear a run on the City and Moss’s ring has been found elsewhere…
Posted: 16th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (5) | TrackBack | Permalink
