Armed Courses: Sending The Troops Into Britain’s Schools
by Anorak | 29th, September 2008
THE Conservatives have unveiled their “Troops For Teachers” scheme. “SEND IN ARMY TO SORT OUT SCHOOLS,” says the Express on its cover.
The Sun says servicemen and women “would be paid to re-train as teachers on leaving the forces in a bid to boost tough inner-city schools.”
Yeah, nothing like a few trained killers in the tuck shop to teach those cocky kebab shop knifers what’s what.
But, of course, you can’t just send in troops wily-nilly, and we await proof from the Government’s new schools tsar Hans Blix that 4D has created a dirty bomb in chemistry class…
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