Basic I Stink: Sharon Stone’s Snorts Son’s Feet

SHARON Stone has been refused custody of her adopted son Roan “because she wanted to inject his feet with BOTOX to stop them smelling”.

Roan Stone. It’s the Express’s front-page news.

Better perhaps to inject her face with Botox and fill the only remaining cracks chiefly those just above her top lip.

But, as the Sun transcribes, San Francisco judge Anne-Christine Massullo opined:

“As father noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks and used foot deodorant corrected the odour problem.”

Anorak hears the following exchange:

Hollywood Star: “I have a new nose?
Doctor: “How do you smell?”
HS: “I have people, and a hole just behind my ear…”

Anorak