Muslim Fundamentalists Promise To Destroy EastEnders Omnibus
ANORAK has found it hard to admire Muslim fundamentalists. But this might be about to changes the Star thunders:
“MUSLIM THREAT TO BLOW UP EASTENDERS”
Might the front-page screamer read:
“MUSLIM LICENSE FEE PAYERS THREATEN TO BLOW UP EASTENDERS”?
It’s Ian Beale, right. His plans for Square domination are the hallmarks of the Jew. First the café, then the fish ‘n’ chops shop, and when he has the world food supplies in his thrall, he comes for the little children…
Of course Ian has had a number of wives, and might be something of the sheikh.
Is it Phil Mitchell’s resemblance to a young Winston Churchill?
On further reading it turns out that a storyline on the slice-of-life show has “sparked a furious Muslim backlash”. The BBC soap opera will pay the “ultimate price” for featuring a Muslim character breaking Ramadan with a chapati.
The ultimate price would be for the show to be blown to smithereens, and the set and cast tuned into a Live Casualty special…
Note: Ther are no Bangladeshis in EastEnders, the, er, slice-of-life soap set in London’s East End…
Posted: 3rd, October 2008 | In: Tabloids, TV & Radio Comments (5) | TrackBack | Permalink
