Investment Bankers Turn To Paedophilia
ASKS a banker in the FT: “Should I be ashamed for being an investment banker?”
At a dinner party last Saturday I was asked by a fellow guest what I did and I said I was an investment banker. I might as well have said I was a paedophile.
Suddenly the whole table – all friends of my wife from the art world – turned on me with such venom I was really taken aback.
I tried to defend myself by saying that I had nothing to be ashamed of in the work that I do in M&A, but the more I argued the more hostile the other guests became.
Glitter as once a yellow jacket…
Next time this happens – and I fear there will be a next time – should I accept guilt for what isn’t my fault, or should I lie and say I’m a librarian?
– Investment banker, male, 42
Answer: Paedo!
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Posted: 25th, October 2008 | In: Money Comments (6) | TrackBack | Permalink
