Barack Obama Will Be Shot Like A White Man

DID you know that Barack Obama has been the target of more than 500 death threats since launching his bid for the White House?

Fact: No black US president has been assassinated.

The Sun says at least 12 were serious. You can read about them in the Barack Obama Death Cult.

But is 500 a lot? “Can the ‘black Jesus’ escape an assassin’s bullet?” asks David Jones in the Express. Is that a threat?

While Obama has been allegedly threatened by Fred Astaire Nazis, Anorak recalls how Gordon Brown was caught in Channel 4’s crosshairs.

Has a national broadcaster made death threats against Obama? Not a bit of it. Not even the Arab stations have.

What’s more, Obama has never been depicted as Adolf Hitler (a righteous one’s favourite term of abuse); been compared to a monkey as much as him, him, him , him, him, him; been accused of being a drug-addled dolt, even though he has taken drugs; called a terrorist, even though he has consorted with such.

The conclusion is that Obama has some way to go before he can be as abused and threatened as this or the next middle-aged white man.

But know this: Obama is half white, so with some luck he will be Barack Hitler any day now…

Anorak