Paris Hilton Duets With Cliff Richard
NEWS is that Paris Hilton want to star in Tinkerbell, the Peter Pan spin-off being lined up by Disney Studios.
The Superficial investigates:
WALT DISNEY: Damn, I can’t believe that freezing shit worked. Thanks for thawing me out.
EXEC: Our pleasure, sir. We’d like you to meet the new face of Tinkerbell. This is Paris Hilton.
PARIS: Hello! Mickey Mouse is hot.
WALT: Why does this young woman smell of ham and vinegar?
PARIS: My daddy’s a billionaire which allowed me to live a promiscuous lifestyle full of unprotected sex and undeserved celebrity status. Tee hee!
WALT: *blinks* I want to go back. Put me back!
EXEC: Sir, that’s the refrigerator.
WALT: How do you set this thing to 3000 AD? Is it the broccoli?
Heidi & Spencer’s sex tape foreplay – Popsugar
Goop – Lainey Gossip
Beverly Hills Chihuahua – Hollywood Rag
Michael Campbell tats up (picture) – Perez Hilton
Posted: 4th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
